Over 102794
motifake

Rw Demotivational Poster


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


if this doesn't work -




CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jdog97

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


GO ON - You know you want to




JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by repooc

Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...


STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


The Truth -


TAGS: truth hate society orwell dystopia
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:48 pm
And the truth--in your eyes--being....
Silverheart - January 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

*gasp* I'm offended by this. Show some sen5itivity!


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by AaronL

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm

LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by jonyungk

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




MOMENTUM -


TAGS: moving forward
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - September 20, 2011, 9:51 pm
Nice one Verdeckt. 5L
Verdeckt - September 20, 2011, 5:44 pm
Ahhh... It's a Verdeckt original as far as I know
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:38 am
So true! We do learn from our failures. BTW, who said that? My google-fu fails me


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.




SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


THE FORCE - otherwise known as AAA


TAGS: aaa force starwars
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by guyfox

spacedog - December 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
Nicely played.


ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


WE ARE LEGION -


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


HEALTH TIP -


TAGS: flu h1n1 underwear wtf
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 28, 2009, 1:26 am
But what do i do with the rolled up pair of sox then.


SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks


TAGS: steve irwin australia **** bricks ****ting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by aPauling

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a f***ing joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The ph**ographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy ****!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
d*** is that real or ph**oshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man


DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5


FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.




GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual


TAGS: orwell 1984
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by anunyapete

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!


SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side




EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!




Overworked -




DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Contrary to popular belief, the Empire was actually very progressive


TAGS: starwars trooper g**
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
say it ain't so Fido, say it ain't so!!
Faceplant31 - May 4, 2010, 1:30 pm
Look at what websense had led Fido to do?!?! He went to the rainbow side!


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


LOOKIN' GOOOD -


TAGS: starwars armor protection funny hammy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?


NORWAY IS NOT FUNNY - BUUUT -




INTERNET -


TAGS: welcome to fapulous interwebs
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:51 am
A sure-sign that someone has been trolling!


THIS CHRISTMAS -




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




YOUR SISTER - Thinks I'm HOT! When you're done kissing her, do you mind if I give it a shot?


TAGS: starwars sister oz
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TwistedNinjaPirate - March 23, 2011, 9:23 pm
5L only because I'm a Star Wars fan


NOMINATION - Candidate #1 of "The Darwin Awards"




DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.


TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MustyK

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply


FORWARD THINKING -


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by caveman

TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


YOU WILL BE HAPPY -


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...




AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.


TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by blinkyblarp

blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.


HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now


TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by anon

agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


HOUND DOG -


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
awesome!!
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


INERTIA -


TAGS: inertia drives forward quit pzy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

crankyhead - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
5pectacular


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods




Yo-Yo Diets -




Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


BUSH ADMINISTRATION - Yeah, it's pretty much just like this.


TAGS: bush starwars
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Jeff X

Pedobear - June 2, 2009, 10:47 am
Surely, he did invent Tie-Panties after all...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 3:29 am
Awesome. Can we call him Grand Moff now?


BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by TJ-51

Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.


A HULK - we have




ENGLISH FIRST -


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.




THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




GOVERNMENT PAPERWORK -




CHAVS - They're a bit like the sand people in star wars, but they ride mopeds instead of banthas


TAGS: chavs starwars
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by mariocdl

Silcas - August 11, 2009, 7:08 pm
O.o


management -


TAGS: starwars
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by q23



MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"


TAGS: underwear poor vampire hunter
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible


CHARLES DARWIN - Without him we would be overwhelmed with morons. However, givin the people i encounter, i sometimes wonder if he was right...




BILLIONZ -




PERSISTENCE - Because you might eventually get it right.




Dont Worry -


TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vindicator

steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed ph**o of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bull**** on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


women's underwear -


TAGS: women underwear fart filter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.


AHHHHH! -




ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell




DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME - SPRING FORWARD -


TAGS: daylight savings time dst spring forward silverheart
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:28 am
actually it is so you will have more light at the end of the day to go out and blow your money goofing off
Silverheart - March 11, 2013, 1:30 am

If memory serves, DST was originally conceived to provide more daylight hours for farming. Now it's more of a power saver, as in more daylight hours, less time with the lights on. At any rate, the times adjust at 2am, way before the sun rises.
CloudchaserS - March 10, 2013, 11:47 pm
What I don't get is why some states like the sun coming up at 5:30 when most people are still asleep. The whole purpose of DST is so there'll be more sunlight during the time when we're actually awake.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 12:39 pm

Best part is I live in a state that doesn't observe Daylight Savings Time. And my alarm clock has a 'convenient' feature, that it automatically reset for DST. So I got woke up at 6am which was really 5am. Dammit.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:27 pm
oh-h-h-h, so it’s not spring back and fall forward…d***…gotta reset the clocks again...now I've lost two hours..5L btw


HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.


TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
Isn't this a Pokemon?


THE BIG PICTURE -




Oh, dear god no! -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: stairway to heaven beer heineken
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:35 pm
k i follow
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 1:34 pm
It all started here today Canada
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:12 am
Dammit, you always got to sucker me in with the Heineken...5 Poodles


THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.




NO STAIRWAY. DENIED! -




VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.




stand alone -




underwear -




HELLO, SUSAN... -


TAGS: must be some kind of interweb code or something eh
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
I thought that $20 was for me.....weren't you happy with the service?...5 hungover lions.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
LMAO!!!
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
whoo-hoo!! forget something last night Moo+? 5L


RESENTMENT -




FAILURE -


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by roadapple

Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


PETTING THE BULL TERRIER - somehow you know this is simply not going to end well...




ARTHRITIS -




SPORTSMANSHIP -




STAIRWAY CLOSED - Please use ladder.




THE NORWEGIAN ROYAL FAMILY - The only family in history that all look adopted.




Dominance -




hey, it's Monday -


TAGS: disassters earth god softerworld
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 6:32 am
The military has blocked the religifake site so I can only post to Motifake. :(
Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 6:17 am
Working on a Religifake now. I hope it can measure up to the masterpieces.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2014, 8:27 pm
Thank you. That's the only way I've found to give a good poster 10 Lions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2014, 8:14 pm
I'll restate my request. Post to Religifake Plea....We're hurting for content over there. Can anyone with some good Jesus or Mohammed stuff help a brother out?
Airman - May 12, 2014, 8:10 pm
I'm pleading the 5th
Greeny - May 12, 2014, 7:42 pm
*comment designed to start a spirited religious debate, interjected with personal beliefs - just to agitate someone else...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2014, 6:36 pm
Post to Religifake please. 5L


Davros -


TAGS: davros dalek drwho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

Silverheart - August 31, 2013, 2:35 am

Exterminate!
rerun - August 31, 2013, 1:00 am

Welcome back Vanner, you have been greatly missed.


SUPERHERO RETIREMENT VILLAGE - ANTIQUITY




Underwater Cameras -


TAGS: unbderwater camera bikini girls nudity
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:46 pm
Using the camera above water? Truly a few sh**s short of the full picture.
Oldsod - May 25, 2014, 7:20 am
...somewhere, there's a line involving the phrase "there's other fish in the sea," but I'm not touching it...


NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.


TAGS: rnr orwell sleep guard 1984
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yes.


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE